[personal profile] somedayvet
And because I hate to have a whiny entry up, I decided to post a funny conversation I had with a classmate of mine. I think I am going to stop mentioning the fact that I work at a vet clinic because I could really do without these conversations.

Classmate: I have a silly question for you
Me: Okay
Classmate: You have to promise not to laugh
Me: Um...okay
Classmate: I just don't want to sound like an idiot when I call me vet
Me: Well, what's your question
Classmate: What do you call a dog's...*makes several crude hand gestures*
Me: His penis?
Classmate: Whoa, you really call it a penis in a dog?
Me: Yeah
Classmate: That's funny. What about in cats, what's it called in cats?
Me: As far as I know it's called a penis in any mammal
Classmate: That's so weird. I always thought they had other names for different animals, like dongs and schlongs and....
Me: I need to get to my next class

Date: 2006-09-28 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schizojuc.livejournal.com
I always thought they had other names for different animals, like dongs and schlongs


Date: 2006-09-30 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedayvet.livejournal.com
I really worry about the future of humanity. It was so hard to not bust out laughing in her face.

Date: 2006-09-28 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbow-goddess.livejournal.com
You should post this to [livejournal.com profile] mock_the_stupid. It's hilarious!

Date: 2006-09-30 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedayvet.livejournal.com
Heh, I got so wrapped up in reading the entries over there that I forgot to post my own. I'll have to post later and spread the mockage. :)

Date: 2006-09-28 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riayn.livejournal.com
Please tell me that your classmate isn't doing veterinary medicine.

Date: 2006-09-30 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedayvet.livejournal.com
She's actually trying to decide whether she wants to be a doctor or a vet. I can't express how much either of those thoughts scare the crap out of me.



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