[personal profile] somedayvet
So, on Tuesday's House episode there was a quote "Go up his rear and get a smear." I jokingly told my mom that I wanted to be able to use that in an every day conversation. Well, as I was laying there, it hit me, I work at a vet clinic, we do fecals all the time, so I really can use that quote. But, the more I thought about it, I decided it just didn't sound complete, so I randomly continued it. I told it to the girls at work yesterday, and they ended up typing it up and hanging up where we do our fecal flotations. Heh, so anyway, my completely crackified fecal poem:

Go up the rear
and get a smear
then let if float
just like a boat.
We'll look for eggs
or things with legs
then we'll give a pill
and worms it will kill

Yes, I know, you are now wondering why in the hell you friended me.

Date: 2006-09-30 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schizojuc.livejournal.com

Yes, I know, you are now wondering why in the hell you friended me.

For the crack of course!

Date: 2006-09-30 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keladryb.livejournal.com

To be fair, my friends and I have been going around for over almost 2 weeks now randomly yelling, texting, IMing, etc. "YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!"

Date: 2006-09-30 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ticcyyy.livejournal.com
That's hot.

Date: 2006-10-02 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] craving-house.livejournal.com
LOL That's just perfect, in a totally crackfilled way.

Date: 2006-10-06 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rbsz.livejournal.com
Is THAT how you do the tests -- float it, and if there's anything in there, it floats out? Ick. But I have always wondered. And poor kitties, no matter what we go to the vet for, they always end up getting something shoved up their butts. No wonder they meow pitifully in the car the whole way.....



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