Why my mom makes me laugh
Nov. 20th, 2006 02:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
somedayvetMe: *studies chemistry furiously*
Mom: *watches me and grows bored with the fact that I am ignoring her*
Me: *continues to study like mad, trying to pull a B out of this course if it kills me*
Mom: Did you know that they did a study and discovered that generally once a guy has anal sex with a woman, he never wants to have regular sex again.
Me: *continues to...* Wait...what?
Mom: I just thought that was interesting. Apparently, most men are just a little bit gay. So, don't ever let a man fuck you up the ass unless you want to repeat the experience.
Me: .....
She had apparently seen that little tidbit on a talk show earlier and felt the need to share. Of course, every time I look at my chemistry book, that little factoid enters my mind again. Gotta love my mom and her useless bits of knowledge.
And I know I am horribly behind on comments and other lj stuff, but once I get through today, I will hopefully get caught up with everyone. School has just been murder this last couple of weeks, but thank goodness for Thanksgiving break.
Mom: *watches me and grows bored with the fact that I am ignoring her*
Me: *continues to study like mad, trying to pull a B out of this course if it kills me*
Mom: Did you know that they did a study and discovered that generally once a guy has anal sex with a woman, he never wants to have regular sex again.
Me: *continues to...* Wait...what?
Mom: I just thought that was interesting. Apparently, most men are just a little bit gay. So, don't ever let a man fuck you up the ass unless you want to repeat the experience.
Me: .....
She had apparently seen that little tidbit on a talk show earlier and felt the need to share. Of course, every time I look at my chemistry book, that little factoid enters my mind again. Gotta love my mom and her useless bits of knowledge.
And I know I am horribly behind on comments and other lj stuff, but once I get through today, I will hopefully get caught up with everyone. School has just been murder this last couple of weeks, but thank goodness for Thanksgiving break.