Why my mom makes me laugh

[somedayvet]

Me: *studies chemistry furiously*
Mom: *watches me and grows bored with the fact that I am ignoring her*
Me: *continues to study like mad, trying to pull a B out of this course if it kills me*
Mom: Did you know that they did a study and discovered that generally once a guy has anal sex with a woman, he never wants to have regular sex again.
Me: *continues to...* Wait...what?
Mom: I just thought that was interesting. Apparently, most men are just a little bit gay. So, don't ever let a man fuck you up the ass unless you want to repeat the experience.
Me: .....

She had apparently seen that little tidbit on a talk show earlier and felt the need to share. Of course, every time I look at my chemistry book, that little factoid enters my mind again. Gotta love my mom and her useless bits of knowledge.

And I know I am horribly behind on comments and other lj stuff, but once I get through today, I will hopefully get caught up with everyone. School has just been murder this last couple of weeks, but thank goodness for Thanksgiving break.

Comments

[equusentric.livejournal.com]

Your mother is a trip!

I wouldn't say that it's so much as men are "a little bit gay" so much as that anal sex is 1)tighter and therefore more stimulating to most men and 2)kinky. Unless the guy's wanting to bang a man's ass specifically, I don't consider anal sex to be "gay."

And YAY for Turkey Day breaks! *huggles your overloaded brainz*

[sorcha5.livejournal.com]

You have one very cool mom if you can have conversations like that with her...or you've trained her very well =)

HAPPY (non in my case) Turkey Day!

[somedayvet.livejournal.com]

It's a little bit of both. She's always been really cool about most stuff, and after a few episodes of Queer as Folk I had her warming up slowly to slash.

[bloodygoodgirl.livejournal.com]

HEE! That is hilarious, your mom sounds awesome. At least now when your studying for Chemistry you'll have something fun to think about.

[somedayvet.livejournal.com]

Heh, but nice slashy images will not help me get an A on my test...althogh they will at least keep me entertained while I am failing it :P